Hey kids! It’s your good ol Uncle J here, would you like to hear a little. . Storyyyy? [;
Just sit back and listen kiddo… This is a story about a wonderful CARNIVAL.
This wasn’t just any Carnival either… it had so many brilliant clowns that the people called it the Clown Carnival. [:
Out of all of them, there was one clown in particular that was truly brilliant. You see… he dreamed of a joke so grand… so MAGNIFICENT . . that it would leave the audience laughing for the REST of their lives.
He was often the last clown to perform however… and his act was usually cut short, as there were… OTHER kinds of performers in the carnival of clowns. One of the most famous was the Count, who would baffle the audience by turning himself into a BAT. \:<
Well, one day the clown decided he’d had enough of the Count STEALING his show…
He knew how the Count performed his little. . trick. So he sabotaged it so that the bat would catch on fire. [:<
When the clown’s act was cut short yet again, and the Count began to perform… he revealed that he was performing a NEW trick tonight for the audience…
He wasn’t going to turn into just ONE. . bat… he was going to turn into a HUNDRED.
The clown was overjoyed by this of course! He couldn’t help but SMILE looking at all the audience staring at the Count, not knowing the brilliance they were going to witness.
And so the count burst, into a hundred bats, just as he said. The audience were all on their feet applauding, cheering… then screaming, as the bats caught on fire they flew out towards the audience.
As people screamed and trampled over each other to try to leave the clown stared in awe of what he had accomplished. He had finally fulfilled his dream! Hahahahahahha!
And that, kiddies, ends our story of the brilliant Clown Carnival [;<